God

an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera

What will God think about you doing that? He sees everything you know.

by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020

god

shrek

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.

by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

Me

God = me

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

God

Someone who people say created the world with no evidence and they say faith when faith is believing in something without evidence long story short he's santa Claus and we all know Santa Claus is real

Man 1: god is real you just have to have faith
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy

by THE ALMIGHTY IDIOT October 21, 2017

God

Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.

Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith

by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005

God

The most famous dude in the world.

God is bigger than The Beatles.

by jules tomato September 13, 2009