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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
mugGet the good thickmug.

Slim Thick

Man, Bryce over there looking slim thick tonight!
by That Pool Dude May 25, 2022
mugGet the Slim Thickmug.

excessively thick

Not thick, but not fat. Almost in-between.
Don't call yourself fat!!! You're just excessively thick.
by lowkeynothere November 5, 2017
mugGet the excessively thickmug.
On June 7th all thick niggas are allowed to shake their shit for all to see
Person 1: I have a fat asss but don't know when to shake it :(

Person 2: Tomorrow is international thick nigga twerk day!

Person 1: Yaay :3
by quanferv October 13, 2023
mugGet the International Thick Nigga Twerk Daymug.

Thick 44

"I am thick 44 a human man warrior" "I AM THE WYVERN KING"
by ANNOMAN July 31, 2023
mugGet the Thick 44mug.

stubby thick

when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end
“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”
by stubbthicc April 22, 2018
mugGet the stubby thickmug.

in the thick

When you are in the middle of something important like work or a homework.
i couldn’t hang out tonight, i was in the thick of an important paper work.
by lanastanacc July 21, 2021
mugGet the in the thickmug.

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