butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

Butt stick

A long thin object retrieved from a curtain Youth leaders ass crack

Ewwww, get the butt stick away from me!!!

by Regular weed February 6, 2018

Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end

That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt

by Sully2 May 3, 2017

Butt Skunk

Used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk. Can be used to describe the smell and/or the person the smell came from.

Sara is a complete and total fucking butt skunk.

This turd smell butt skunk.

by Kicks-tard September 4, 2010

Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.

"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."

by Dumbassquestions September 8, 2015

butt curl

The rapid and completely involuntary inward contraction made by one's anal sphincter muscle in response to something abhorrent, unnatural, or just plain repulsive.

Mom left her used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush, dude! Totally made my butt curl when lifted the lid.

by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016

butt-whisper

fart

"Did you just butt-whisper?"

by marley1bone May 12, 2014