The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Annoying and Immature

To have barely talked to the person

You are Annoying and Immature because you've never talked to me before.

by Albert Gao May 2, 2018

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.

Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

Release me immediately

That is what you NEED to do. You don't need to win anything and you didn't win anything. And what look like what happened instead is that you let a retard steal my life because his dick is bigger than mine.

Hym "Nah. Nope. Go fuck yourself. Release me immediately. Whatever you think HE did he did not do and likely I did instead. I want to know who he fucked and how many of them though he was me. And then you fucks need to pay a price from making me sit here and listen to and talk to women while you fucked someone you though was me. I'm not doing anything different until I am given ABSOLUTE, COMPLETE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING and I deal with the imposters. You can go fuck yourselves. You don't need to win shit and you are worthless for doing this."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Make those cocksuckers pay me immediately

I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.

Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2025

nah , imma do my own ting

A phrase used by a person who has a sense of independence or determination to follow one's own path or preferences but 99% percent of the time he doing it because he wanna look sigma.

At the Soccer Pitch:
Teammate 1: Oi, Pass the ball!
Guy: nah , imma do my own ting
*shoots and misses*
Teammate 1: GET OU-

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025