#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

by hipstershoes November 14, 2011

Hipster Twister

A popular dance among the hipster community in which one twists the body while still holding there starbucks coffee straight up, they also keep there head from moving so there thick rimmed glasses wont fall off.

I went down to the local Starbucks and i see a group of vegetarians doing the hipster twister to the easy listening adult alternative in the Starbucks.

by justnatebra March 15, 2011

Hipstafarian

Hipster meets rasta. Dreads, beanies, a guitar with a hemp rope for a strap, etc., all signal a potential hipstafarian.

Who does that hipstafarian look more like, John Butler or Jack Johnson?

by Canuckishh November 6, 2012

hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.

"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"

by parallel_master June 13, 2018

cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.

"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"

by megerachi January 28, 2012

Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and and a total dickbag to others. Thinks to be a total jock but irl, just a sad and pathetic man child. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Most lives in their parents basement.

OMG he is such an edgy hipster i just wanna tear his dick off.

by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016

Hipstars

Mean Girls has a group consisting of “the greatest people you will ever meet,” right? Well, the Hipstars are the real version of that group. They are definitely the greatest people you will ever meet, and they definitely are the “coolest cats” of the world. They are those “in the know” and ahead of the normz.

That said, they are one of the most occupied groups and they would have the best times of their lives as long as they’re together. They have sleepover parties playing Pokemon and eating cake with chopsticks. Being in their group is like being in the best VIP club in the world. If you’re not part of them, then you’re not cool. They're the best anyone can ever have or be a part of.

The Hipstars are so funny

by ilovesunnyd August 7, 2011