D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!

When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.

by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008

dirty smell pirate hooker

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".

you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

by e to the izzo November 16, 2007

hoochy mamma hooker hoe

a hoochy mamma hooker hoe is a person who the word hooch or hooker or even hoe is not enought to discribe that person.

"you are shuch a hoochy mamma hooker hoe!"

by NaLiJoCa November 15, 2006

60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.

Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess

by Man fts February 04, 2023

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.

Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

by Patayter tots January 21, 2021

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013