dirty smell pirate hooker

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".
you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????
by e to the izzo November 16, 2007
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hoochy mamma hooker hoe

a hoochy mamma hooker hoe is a person who the word hooch or hooker or even hoe is not enought to discribe that person.
"you are shuch a hoochy mamma hooker hoe!"
by NaLiJoCa November 15, 2006
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60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.
Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess
by Man fts February 04, 2023
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Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.
Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?
by Patayter tots January 21, 2021
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you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017
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Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.
Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...
by Skwhirl May 16, 2013
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Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.
BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!
by garrett198 February 10, 2007
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