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Honey Dick

The flattering name used to describe your dick when you add honey to your dick and have a girl lick/suck it off, making it taste sweeter when your dick goes in her mouth.
Steve put honey on his dick. Now someone has to lick his honey dick.
by Honey Dick Steve May 31, 2011
mugGet the Honey Dickmug.

honey bunn

When you cum on a womans face and smear it all over her face giving her a glazed look.
My wife let me take pitures of her after I gave her a honey bunn
by Anthony C. July 24, 2005
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Honey Bear

Term of endearment used by well jelled Sales Rep in the act of trying calm steaming spouse after being dragged out of strip club by his own father. Noun
Honey bear, she's just a stripper who's trying to pay for school.
by Security slut November 30, 2011
mugGet the Honey Bearmug.

Honey Log

A shit so tasty, you want to roll it up and smoke it - preferably lighting it straight out of the anus
Tom: Hey, wanna Honey Log?

Dick: Yeah Ok

(Tom Proceeds to take shit - is tasty)

Tom: Light it up Dick, its all yours.
by Party of Lemon Parties January 27, 2010
mugGet the Honey Logmug.

Honey-Retard

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.
No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.
by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011
mugGet the Honey-Retardmug.

honey roll

rolling off your partner after finishing intercourse, and accidentally find that you have rolled into a puddle of semen that you had unintentionally fired all over the bedclothes
due to sheer exhaustion, harold unknowingly performed the honey roll on himself after blowing his load for the first time that night
by mcjerk April 23, 2010
mugGet the honey rollmug.

honey hopper

A girl who goes through more boys then she changes her underwear
Corey: Hailee has a new boyfriend everyday.
Kyle: What a honey hopper.

Isaiah: True
by hnnnnnnnnn March 23, 2016
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