sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003

Hail Harry

When you drop your pants and start masturbating when someone you're trying to hook up with goes into another room temporarily. When they re-enter, it is standard procedure to say, "can I get a hand with this" or "like what you see?" This move only works 3% of the time on women and should not be attempted by self-respecting people. However, this move works 100% of the time on men if the woman is under 150 pounds.

I was on my way home last night and I totally pulled a Hail Harry on this chick I was trying to get hook up with. Sucked though, she totally left and I still have to see her now on our softball, basketball, and volleyball team. I'll txt her though just to see if she changed her mind. Offer is still on the table or in my hand...

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney April 30, 2012

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

hairy banjo

a very hairy pussy (not a cat). unshaven lady bit.

Bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play your hairy banjo.
Shave that hairy banjo you slag.

by SCOTTISH SCOTT August 24, 2006

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...

My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!

by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 14, 2003

harry judd

fit and talented!

harry judd-mcfly!

by rachael February 9, 2004

hairy gary

A big, smelly, jungle-like vagina

Tyler's mom has a big hairy gary problem.

by Tyler Smith May 13, 2005