"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 14, 2008
Get the hand busymug. Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator July 15, 2007
Get the stabbing the handmug. Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the Fap Handedmug. Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 25, 2018
Get the Hand Spammermug. The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
Get the hand rulemug. When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.
Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."
2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 5, 2011
Get the sub handsmug. The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.
"Am I cursed?"
"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"
"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"
"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
by IcyThot July 18, 2021
Get the Hand Crushermug.