hammer

A man who frequently sides with women.

Shawn- "No Thyane, I think Mary gets shot gun, Your "no blitz" was canceled out by...."
Thayne- "Dude! your such a HAMMER!

by Shawn & Thayne December 27, 2007

banana hammer

When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.

When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

Arm & Hammer

When you put your penis in a girl's (preferably shaved) armpit and proceed to fuck it.

Miles: Would you have sex with an HIV infected girl or would you have a guy fuck your ass?

Me: Any kind of sex? Cause I'd Arm & Hammer the shit outta her.

by rolfmcphearson May 22, 2010

Cock Hammered

Waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. Used similarly to "hit by a bus" except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while John Henry forges steel on it with his mammoth cock. Can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.

1) "Shit man, I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I got COCK HAMMERED!"

2) "Whoa, Lawrence you look like you got COCK HAMMERED!"

3) "I just COCK HAMMERED Adam with a brick!"

by B Sparkle October 23, 2011

MC Hammer

You can't touch him

You can't touch MC Hammer.

by Kindagawky2 January 14, 2010

hammer head

Hammer head is someone who uses heroin and shoots up a lot, or likes to chase the dragon.

person 1: hey wanna buy some smack?
person 2: nah mate i'm not a hammer head

by calais kid November 17, 2009

claw hammer

When your partner falls asleep, you clinch your buttcheek over their nose untill their mouth opens. Then you drop your cock in their mouth.

Robert went to sleep, so I gave him the claw hammer.

by Chris656 April 29, 2008