crotch goblin

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

by crotch checker March 14, 2005

Green Goblin

Not only a boss ass drink, but a boss ass person. This person don't take nothing from the haters and she stay keeping it real.

Goon: Im a beast, get at me.
Lil Wayne: Hes a beast, hes a dog, hes a muthafukin problem.
Ok your a goon but what's a goon to a GREEN goblin!!
Goon: Fuck, you got this one bro.

by poopydoopylollypop March 9, 2015

twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.

Carolyn is a twat goblin.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Ass Goblin

Any person who likes taking it anally or give anal, while scatting,"shitting" on each other in denial.

Michael just bent Raybones over and made him take it, gosh their such ass goblins!

by freckles, milkman,big daddy January 12, 2008

ass goblin

is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo

ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.

by don poz juan February 25, 2009

Pussy Goblin

A small evil individual who preys on lesbians when they have had too much alcohol. Will also prey on cats, puppies and fluffy rabbits, as it is recognised pussy goblins enjoy the sensation of fur against their skin. Tend to have no permenant residence, instead choosing to live a transient lifestyle to allow them to get away with their repulsive predatory deeds for as long as possible.

STOP!! Freeze Pussy Goblin, you are hearby being arrested for the molestation of three small, defenceless rabbits, intoxicating four lesbians and doing despicable things to them. Also drawn to the list of charges is your tom peepery of small puppies relieving themselves against trees. Anything you say may be.......etc.

by Kittybum July 22, 2009

Ass Goblin

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm

help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world

by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003