GREEN GUMBALLS 

The term used to describe when one witnesses another person knowingly bullshitting and lying their ass off. This person usually has no life of their own, and must make up stories so others will listen.

Man, Gillis was spewing green gumballs all over the parts counter this morning. He said "Hey guys I got the cashiers phone number last night, i think i am finally gonna get my dick wet. " Then the green gumball morter went off ... " I was riding my kx500 down I-4 with a tittie dancer on the back high on cocaine headed back to my moms house for dinner and was dragging knee so bad i had to get stitches. "

GREEN GUMBALLS by jessie34 May 27, 2007

green shoots 

Presumably borrowed from botantical terminology, this term is being used to highlight bright spots in a failing economy... analogous to new growth among a wasteland of dead plants and weeds.

(1) One green shoot from the high unemployment numbers is that those who still have jobs are finding less traffic congestion during their commutes.

(2) "To get out of high rate mortgages. we are seeing progress in -- in the money market mutual funds, and in the business lending area. And I think as those green shoots begin to appear in different markets -- and as some confidence begins to come back -- that will begin the positive dynamic that brings our economy back." --Ben Bernanke (60 Minutes interview, March 2009)

green shoots by cwhaley May 4, 2009

green giraffe

A baby green shit that is at least 8 inches long.

Marco found a green giraffe on his rug, laid there delicately by Lawrence.

green giraffe by Joris Van Irvine March 4, 2014

Green Bean Casserole 

When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.

Candy and Deb did a hot green bean casserole last night. You should seen the wet spot.

Green Bean Casserole by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

green cumulon 

The green cumulon is situated directly below the clitoral hud.

Oh how much I do enjoy, a hearty dose of green cumulon for breakfast!

green cumulon by Cumulus III December 6, 2021

Green Room 

This is where artists hangout before and after a show or interview. Usually much marijuana smoking and slapping of hoes asses takes place.

"I'm about to get my swerve on with the bitches in the green room."

- Roadie for 50 Cent

Green Room by Bruce LeRoy June 9, 2005

green apple jelly bean 

when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.

Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.

green apple jelly bean by Aubrey Beanlands September 13, 2008