Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.
by GallifreyDude March 27, 2012
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Slut Fu

A means of manipulation by way of seduction and flirtation, conventionally wielded by women against men. Manner of speech, conversation topics, and choice of clothing can all be considered facets in the art of Slut Fu.
Shaye is so good at getting guys to do whatever she wants, her mastery of Slut Fu is beyond impressive.
by owndrew December 05, 2021
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Fu yan

When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic
Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me
by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019
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Basically Fu**ed

When one put there arm round another in a foreign country ,they would have 'basically Fu**ed'
When mason went on holiday he met a girl ,they basically Fu**ed
by Symsym.com November 19, 2019
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Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
by oh_hayhay March 10, 2024
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kung fu breakfast

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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