fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 24, 2020

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 04, 2023

FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 22, 2023

Yes, fuck me~

What I say when somone says fuck you

Somone in my discord server: FUCK YOU!

Me: Yes, Fuck Me~

by My discord: annoyingdog#7961 October 14, 2021

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.

1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022

Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022