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Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O October 20, 2012
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neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.
I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!
by Neckflap October 27, 2017
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Cunt Flap

A insult created by a man named Hunter Suffeletto
your a cunt flap
by OrthodoxOyster6 June 9, 2018
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frothy flap-dragon

A vagina with extra long lips, flapdragon, that is extremely moist.
Man it's hard to make sweet sweet love to Adam when he's a frothy flap-dragon.
by 11111116666767252638 April 3, 2018
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Fuck Flap

A nickname for a guy named Brett.
Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today
by Big Guy ;) July 30, 2019
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Aiden Flaherty

Is capable of being an absolute fucking mage. Can be found in his natural habitat, the land of the phatty buffalo wings. Sometimes you may even find him throwing shit at his sister. Though he sounds like a dick. He accepts blowjobs and will make you wall in love with him weather you like it or not. Sometimes even seen as Kings. You can spot the difference between him and DREW by looking at his penis. It is usually much bigger then a DREW.
by PSYÇOBASTARD69 August 6, 2019
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Belly flap clap

When a person has loose belly skin, such as after pregnancy or extreme weight loss, and does an activity such as jumping or running, causing the extra skin flap to clap against the person.
Losing100_facefree has loud belly flap clap in her IG videos because of her extra belly skin after losing so much weight.
by Losing100_facefree December 6, 2021
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