Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

ur faded

You are fucking crazy and stupid.

“Did you see that new merch drop? It was heat.”
“Nah it wasn’t heat ur faded.”

by Jackolantren October 14, 2021

after fade

How one feels after getting blown; faded.
You feel slumpt.

I’m not tired it’s just the after fade

by Don’t care.com February 24, 2019

fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.

If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.

by JohnnyCheetahs August 21, 2023

The joshy fade

The shit Joshua Nathaniel west got in his head.

Me: Oh shit josh got the braids. Where the joshy fade at twin.

Josh: It’s coming back next week

by Micheal tony February 26, 2022

Fade Fn

A more serious version of the verb Fade (To avoid something at all costs). There’s level to this but this type of fade is even more than T minus a fade that isn’t Ferda.

Holy shit that haircut is a Fade fn. Sigma Epsilon is nothing less than a Fade Fn. Hard rap during a frat party is a fade fn on ferd.

by TheFerdGod May 24, 2024

Fade that ish

Another, street version of saying "Fuck that Shit!". It was made up by a 18 year old Somali from West london when a manager at a work place told him he had to fade his hair. Usually only used when speaking to someone you know, and sometimes used with "Bro" proceeding it.

It can also be used as a more respectful way of saying that you disagree with someone or that you may have another plan that may be different to someone else’s.

Ish: "Ayo, I remember you from last year when you still had hair.

Faz: "Ahhh fuck that shit! I had to fade that shit!"

Dukey: “Ayo come we finesse that bando tonight fam”

Ish: “Fade that ish bro I got an assignment to complete, it’s a flippin school night!”

by Ishmatic17 February 20, 2021