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fact got

used in place of faggot, usually by straight people to avoid the slur
straight person: look at those fact gots over there
gay person: what the fuck.
by hautkrankheiten December 27, 2023
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facts

Used to express intense agreement, implying that what was said is completely true, that it is "factual"
"Pissy Pumper would make a bad alternative title for Pissy Pamper by Playboi Carti."
"Facts."
by LetherG September 19, 2020
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Fact buddy

A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.

There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”

in the office ten years later ..

“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
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fact got

by the real mistermannn January 3, 2024
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Whitney facts

Whitney facts,
Facts which explain nd expose the lies behind every story ever told about d world😁
Example
I wanna know about d creation of d world, but i don't know where to check
Simply ask Whitney facts for answer
by Whitney fact herself💖💮 August 10, 2019
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