ain't even

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

Eventing

Harrogate, North Yorkshire, UK slang for
the art of bukkake. More specifically, when 8 close friends ejaculate over some hot girl they may, or may not like.
Can be used for pleasure or punishment.

Hey guys, wanna go eventing?
Jesus! Has she just been evented?!
Lets event that swine-hunde!

by L.A. Toole March 3, 2005

You don't even know

A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.

The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.

by homelezz January 5, 2007

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004

don't even

The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.

"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."

by athenswill October 13, 2014

evenlyn

a beautiful , kind , loving person . one who you go to when you need help . she cares about everything . she cries in her car if she needs it . she's beautiful , never lose her . she's golden

yesterday evenlyn and I stayed up until 3am talking to eachother , gosh I love her !!!!!

by leni jane May 19, 2018

Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 29, 2010