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A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over
European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."
by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009
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Eventyr Tobakk

Translates literally into "Adventure/Fairy-tale Tobacco"

A norwegian brand of rolling tobacco which is virtually impossible to get past customs (even more so than snus)
especially into the US.
Robert got strip searched and held back at the airport because he had a pack of Eventyr in his suitcase.
by DrKarling July 2, 2004
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Event Horizon

The exact moment in time between when a person realizes that they are going to have diarrhea and that it is inevitable.

In physics, the event horizon is the "point of no return" in which an object is caught in the gravitational pull of a black hole.
I'm having an event horizon and need to find the bathroom.
by FerdinandLB July 30, 2011
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evengeline

A Evengeline; The most amazing girl you will ever meet, She will pick you up when you are down even in the hardest moments. Evengeline is probably the best person to go to for advise of any kind , Evengeline is the smartest persom you will know she is a very intelegent girl. When she tells you she loves you she means it, she will be the funniest person you will know. Omg shes just perfect in anyway shes smart, pretty, talented, the best , i could go on for hours , shes the bestest friend shes a very special person in your life. Shes the first person you think about when you make plans. Shes the first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will call her up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad she will try their hardest to cheer you up. She give the best hugs in the world! Evengeline is the shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. In most cases eve would take a bullet for you,cuz she just is the best person in the whole entire world , how could you not love Evengline , if you are an eves bes friend your pretty special also eve is very weird haha! Evengeline is a Savage!!! She will always be a logangster (because jakepaulers suck butthole)!! Your so lucky Evengeline is in your life if she is!
Evengeline; I'm a savage so when I smash its ultimate!! (Logang will get).
by Jennifer Paul May 27, 2017
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Eventually

by Adnabi May 20, 2020
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Rainman-Evening

A unit of measurement similar to a man-hour, but taking place in Las Vegas and involving more hookers.

Note: Rainman-Evenings are typically used to measure how to divide a hotel room's cost amongst several people:
"All right, so Tom, Paul, Jim, and Ben are going to be staying in the DaddySuite for 3 nights, Mike for 2 nights, and "the Bone" is in for 1 night... that brings us a grand total of 15 Rainman-Evenings... Ben, you figure out how much per night that is, now who is next on the hooker?"
by tBCSeattle1 February 27, 2009
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Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.
"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."
by Annoymous? March 6, 2017
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