Ethan

That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️

Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...

by Supguysitsmeeee February 18, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells

Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan

by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.

Dude, Check out that Ethan.

by Devil85 May 24, 2017

Ethan

A young man who doesn't know what he's worth. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in. Ethan's tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they he doesn't get along with his spouses family members when they have done him wrong he is the type that won't just get along with them just because he s with you depending on how bad they provoke him ,he's the type to just snap one of those time your family has him cornered like they always do and he he will make them disappear or he will just end up leaving you when you could of been the one to control what they did he will bitch about the same thing that bothers him until you change it he loves hard he's the type that likes to work on things be up all hours of the night building you things etc if you got yourself a Ethan don't lose him ladies !!!

A Ethan with Anger issues inside

by Ethans Rage March 31, 2020

Ethan

A soyboy who cries on Discord about how he's so unloved and everyone hates him and that his fuckbuddy RPer friend took the fucking kids and left discord! We know you stream fortnite. We know you think you're hot shit despite being an absolute arsehole!

Ethan cried to his "friends" about how his friend deactivated his account!

by AwesomeEthanTV November 20, 2018