No Emily Day

No Emily Day is on December 4th!

Yay! It's No Emily Day!

by Yolo2157 December 2, 2019

See Emily Play

Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play

Soon after dark Emily cries, ah ooh
Gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Put on a gown that touches the ground, ah ooh
Float on a river forever and ever, Emily (Emily)
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Dirty Emily

When a man named Greg fucks a fuck so hard it shits all over a public bench, you find the bench and consume the pastey liquid and then cum all over the duck.

“Oh yea I seen a guy do a dirty Emily in a mall yesterday” “woah,that’s crazy man

by Mymomsanalcoholicslut December 9, 2021

emily

she is absolutly the most amazing person you will meet. she is kind to everyone and everything she can never say anything bad about anyone she is so pretty but people often dont see it because shes very modest the lucky ones who do see her insane beauty cant get enough of her and have to be around her all the time. she has a perfect clear snow white face and big beautfulll brown eyes that you could get lost in she has the most banging body and is amazing in every way

guy1: ohh damn look at her shes so pretty

jake : yah thats my gf emily

by shamshak July 15, 2011

Emily

Emily is a girl who has gorgeous almond shaped, honey colored eyes. One single look into them will have you hypnotized. She has beautiful, long, brunette, curly hair which all the other girls are jealous of. She has an amazing pair of legs and bum which i'd kill for!! The best thing about this girl is her sense of humor. She can make you laugh at almost anything and she has the most unique laugh. Her smile when she laughs is so adorable, it almost makes me melt! The thing about Emily though, is that she can get very emotional. She's very sensitive about the things people say and needs a cuddle every now and then. She's the bestest best friend anyone can wish for!

Emily friend eyes legs bum sense of humor

by edgar the egg November 29, 2012

Emily

A beautiful person inside and out. Someone you fall hard for and can't get enough of. She is an extremist in the purest sense and lives every moment to the fullest. She is either totally into you or NOT. When she is not its its like getting hit by a mack truck over and over again. When she is into you, you just melt into her and never wish the moment to end.

A true Jersey girl. 23

No one can get enough of Emily.

by April232023 February 10, 2010

Emily Williams

Female with a penis as a head who feeds off of attention from nudist turtles.

definition:
1. that bitch loves naked turtles. She is such an Emily Williams.

2. Aww, her head is a penis. Let's call her emily Williams.

by knowledgeGod March 6, 2015