Egg Tray

Like a tea bag but worse, a properly executed egg tray is where you carefully place you testicles in someone's eyes so that they settle in like eggs in an egg tray.
He was a sleep so I snuck in and gave him the old egg tray.
by Blackhat August 01, 2013
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creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim
"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"
by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019
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Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence
by Thundar July 07, 2007
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Boomer Eggs

When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 30, 2019
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Spitting Eggs

Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro
by Don'tAsk393939393 March 24, 2021
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Robin Eggs

A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.
Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.
by Steve-OBSM August 13, 2011
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pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.
by ihatebuffering March 07, 2011
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