blue donkey

A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.

When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.

by Tdogggydogg January 20, 2017

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smacking the donkey

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .

Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?

by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010

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Related Words

Donski • Donskies • donsk • Donskag • donskey • Donskoy • donk • donkey • Donkey Dick • donkey kong

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

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donkey shit

a piece of turd thats comes from the donkeys arse

eeeeewwwww that smells donkey shit

by 0o~lauz~o0 October 28, 2005

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Donkey Knocking

While riding your pertner from behind, just before shooting your load, hit her round the head with something hard. This causes her to contract giving the beholder great pleasure

Last night i donkey knocked my girlfriend, today i am a new man!

by Minchos May 2, 2003

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happy donkey

happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass

lou : *trips*
kaiya : you're such a happy donkey
ali : hahahahaha i get it!

by Ayiak January 2, 2008

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When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick

Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks

by The Great Mustafa September 5, 2010

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