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Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I have L.D.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Layzous Disorderous. It's for people who are so lazy it becomes a disorder.
Person 1: Ohh.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I have L.D.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Layzous Disorderous. It's for people who are so lazy it becomes a disorder.
Person 1: Ohh.
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Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.
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Get the ass disorder mug.A medical disorder when a individual spends to much time on the discord server “the middle ground” or also known as TMG.The mental pressure gets to high an the individual gets irrational and gay and starts to want to be banned.
Symptoms
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
“Suicidal thoughts”
“ hatred of candlewax”
More...
Symptoms
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
“Schizophrenia “
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
“Suicidal thoughts”
“ hatred of candlewax”
More...
MY SON GOT TMG DISORDER AND KILLED HIMSELF.
I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.
I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.
by House always wins February 23, 2022
Get the TMG disorder mug.An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
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