Yassified Dirt

What you become after you die.

Example: One day when we all pass on, we will become yassified dirt.

by Multigrain Cheerio Master July 17, 2022

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Dirt ball

A ball of hash

Yo are you smoking on a dirt ball?

Yessir it made my whole house reek for the day.

by BoolinOnTheBlok November 25, 2019

rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.

"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."

by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017

Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.

Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016