Dildo

Can be anything used as a fake penis.

Lesbians: We need a dildo!

by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 12, 2015

House Dildo

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.

Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time

by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

A cold dildo

Anything physically or socially uncomfortable.

Christmas this dinner this year was a cold dildo.

by NoMyth April 4, 2016

didlo

refers to someone who did JLo

usage: he didlo last night

by ann- February 8, 2008

captain dildo

The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies

"not today, not today, not today captain dildo" - dane cook (vicious circle)

by evansd September 15, 2009

DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

by nikstuhh August 1, 2010

dildo

A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!

Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.

by mmm delicious May 10, 2005