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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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Dis Jakey

Dis Jakey: Bass music DJs from southend on sea, UK

Dis Jakey is the bassy birth-child concieved by Gabriel de Souza And JOhn The Baptist.

Dis Jakey started after the two performed a Back to Back set at the sunrooms (southend) for a friends alternative night. When they realised that nobody was really feeling the indie/rock music before them, they mixed things up a bit by dropping a 2 hour bass heavy house and dubstep set. The reaction from the crowd instantly gave them the idea to start up a live project, thus, 'Dis Jakey' was born.

Dis Jakey combine the use of visual lighting with music to create an amazing live show, the use of midi contollers can allow live remixing and sampling.
aww man, was gurning off my tits last night when 'Dis Jakey' were playing!

heard that mash-up by 'Dis Jakey'?
by JOhn The Baptist UK July 6, 2009
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Rid'l me dis

Rid'l me dis in detail.
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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dis

A public and socially calculated rejection of a sexually forward female by a male.
"Whoa man, that skank was all over your nuts and you just totally dissed her."
by takarakujiniatatta March 14, 2010
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dis dic

A mumbled way of saying "this dick" .... Originated in the movie Kids
Brett: "Do you want dis dic"
Alexis: "What?"
Brett: "This dick M#&ther F*#cker!"
by GM-Titay May 3, 2011
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Dis-a-peed

To leave a group or conversation by claiming or actually using the restroom, then not returning, to avoid boring or otherwise unwanted situations.
Guy 1: Dude, where did Steve go?
Guy 2: I dunno, he said he was going piss like twenty minutes ago.
Guy 1: That douche Dis-a-peed on us!
by M_C_Kracken! May 24, 2011
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