internet dating

A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.

Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.

by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006

Danning a joke

After a joke has run its course, a certain person continues to tell jokes similar or realting to the already not funny joke, thus pissing everyone else off.

After Karen was done danning a joke, every one slapped her and walked away.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

dancing my ass off

Dancing till your ass tears apart

Last night at the party, I was dancing my ass off. What an amazing night, pity i cant remember any of it!!!!

by imyourbiggestfan October 20, 2010

Darting

v. The act of pissing on the private parts (over the pants only, weirdos... i mean c'mon..) of your friend with a group of people, a circus, an airplanes worth, a stadium or by yourself WHILE this said friend is passed out in a party from being drunk and dumb. (take turns for bonus points!)

The following day you must advise your said friend that "he pissed himself, ALOT". Only until a few years finally telling them the truth.

This definition is not responsible for those who attempt to dart, darted, or started darting people. AwesomerInc*

"While _____ was passed out on this party, me and a huge group of kids started darting the shit out of this one kid..."

"you darted him?"

"Yes, he was passed out so me and a large group of friends took turns peeing on the crotch of his pants. When he woke up we told him he pissed himself"

by AwesomerInc March 2, 2012

dancing starfish

when someone is bent over and you stick your thumb into their asshole and twiddle your fingers.

Man...Laura was bent over last night and I gave her the dancing starfish!!!

by Mr. T Toggler August 31, 2006

Dating

Something that many people never get to do.

You can’t be dating, nobody loves you!

by Your ex cousin March 2, 2020

Line Dancing

When your about to sniff a line of drugs and your pacing back and forth because you know that once you do it, it's going to burn like hell.

Guy 1: "Dude, quit being a pussy and stop line dancing and just DO IT!"

Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"

by Sinful Divinity September 26, 2012