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Urban Dictionary Douche

Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!

Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.

Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!

Normal Person: Get welded.
by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009
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Urban Dictionary ad hominem

When one posts a definition that may be offensive to a specific audience based on nationality, race, gender etc., and then all the posting individual's definitions receive the same amount of dislikes.

Idiots who do Urban Dictionary ad hominem often times do not have sufficient imagination, vocabulary, or sense of humor to post a response.
After posting the definition belgian shower, my other definitions immediately received the same amount of dislikes. Should have known them Belgians would do Urban Dictionary ad hominem.
by dah Bodawg January 21, 2011
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urben dictionery

hahaha urben dictionery
by stupidman August 25, 2006
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Urba-diction

Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.

Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.

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x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her.

y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.
by escuchon July 27, 2008
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Urban Dictionary voters

People who decide what words go onto Urban Dictionary are predominantly young little grubs who dislike anything no matter how appropriate or great a word definition is. Obviously don't realise the effort some people go to writing a definition and probably these people don't have the brain capacity to come up.woth something useful whatsoever.
Those urban dictionary voters are such a miserable bunch. I wonder why they can't be helpful and accept some of these sexy definitions written by big studs like meself.
by buttockgrabber January 1, 2017
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Dictionary

if you have looked up this word you probably have too much time on your hands.
Steve: OMG, I'm soo bored!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!
by RadioNinja May 12, 2008
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urban dictionaire

A geek who posts many, many words on Urban Dictionary.
I am so excited, because I am becoming an urban dictionaire!
by Seshie January 9, 2009
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