mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017

Heavy Metal curse

racism

The Heavy Metal curse is racist

by AOTYtruther December 8, 2025

cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp

he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi

by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021

The curse of 19

When everything goes to shit at the ripe age of 19.

is she depressed no she just has the curse of 19

by sexyninenine December 7, 2023

Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins

“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “

by Aanemos November 7, 2022