I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

Rest In Peach Croissant

Dank af.

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.

by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018

Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.

Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

words to my crocs bitch

words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so”

person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”

person two: “no way, show me”

person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪

by Whydoesurmom February 20, 2021