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crip double slip crap

1. The act of slipping on a handicapped person's colostomy bag thus causing one to fall directly onto there anus, much like slipping on a banana peel in a cartoon.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new special olympics event?
Person 2: Do you mean demolition derby?
Person 1: Yeah. In the Russia vs. Ireland game, there was some sort of mishap and the ref crip double slip crap -ed.
Person 2: Words - nasty.
by Jew Nathan Coatez September 14, 2010
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crimped

the state of mind of being completely baked after smoking weed.
duu I'm fuckin crimped to the moon right now.

Yeah, I'm too crimped to function.

Them daiper nugs gettin me crimped! Cheaa boyeeee

Crimpin' ain't easy.
by grainzz April 24, 2011
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Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!
Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!
by Cyris97 January 1, 2012
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Crip Mac

The most internet famous 55th street crip. He loves the blue Calypso lemonade and Seagram's gin. He love big bluetiful citches. He has a step son he calls Fat Hood. He has driver that is a lady crip named Lupe who has a son called Isaac Mac, he has no relation to Crip Mac. They all do the western wiggle, the unofficial favorite dance of the 55th Street Neighborhood Crips. Crip Mac is rapper, that has many tracks on YouTube and Soundcloud. He is a heavy user of Instagram. He is featured in Lupe's Instagram posts/stories from time to time. He is also on Lupe's Tik Toks and Clubhouse rooms from time to time. He has been featured on many podcasts, the biggest and best one he has been a guest on is No Jumper. His friends Lupe, Coach Warren, and Crip Jesus have also been on this glorious podcast called no Jumper. He has also been featured on Andrew Callaghan's Channel 5 News YouTube channel.
Hey bro, do you listen to Crip Mac from 55th street crips? Dude he is the coldest, you totally should listen to the best from the five five.
by malcmilk March 29, 2022
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cripers

origin from european descent

1. (n) terminology used to express fear, exasperation and distress towards overly ripened fruit

2. (v) to live in Morrow 204 and clean Morrow 205's bathroom on a regular basis
"Cripers! I have become emotionally attached to my pears and I FEAR they will rot."
"Yo man! Jill and the rest of her suite are great at cripering! Our toilet smells like lemon and binukboot!"
by Jildebeast October 19, 2004
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Crip

ay dont fuCC wid us Cuzz seriously
by na dont worry July 19, 2003
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cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.
my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.
by bakertexas October 16, 2008
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