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Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat
His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
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Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches
Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.
I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?
by novkayt October 20, 2010
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Cricket

another term for a vaporized nicotine devise
hey can you hand me my "cricket"
by Breen Zooted January 19, 2023
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cricket

synonym for dumb
to use in place of “blonde
person 1 : “i love Neil Armstrong’s music ”
person 2 : “ your such a cricket”
by flowerbabybunny68 August 19, 2022
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Cricketeers

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime
Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.
by Silky_13 May 31, 2024
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Cricket

Cricket is one of the most popular sports in the world. It is a lot more interesting than other sports like football. The largest cricket league in the world is the IPL (INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE) and the governing body is the ICC (International Cricket Council). Cricket is extremely popular in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Australia, New. Zealand, West Indies, England, Ireland, South Africa, Zimbabwe and UAE.

Cricket is a bat and ball game. There are 3 formats of the game (Test, One Day, T20). The positions on the field are bowler, keeper, batter, and fielder. Although fielding is the least favourite in youngsters but it is what wins a game.
Cricket is not to be confused with baseball and similar sports. Main Reason: There are no 3 strikes in cricket or 'home run'
Top Cricketers of all time include Ricky Ponting, Don Bradman, Sachin Tendulkar, Michael Vaughan, Brian Lara, Chris Gayle, and Imran Khan
Top cricketers of today include, Babar Azam, Virat Kohli, Jasprit Bumrah, Mohammed Rizwan, Rishabh Pant, Patt Cummins, Rohit Sharma, Jos Buttler, Joe Root, Kane Williamson, and Jofra Archer
As of Feb 2022 the biggest rivalry is India-Pakistan and the top teams are (according to the icc) Australia(Test) , New Zealand(ODI), India(T20i). You can find the current one on the icc website
England cricket are not performing as well and have tried to change the rules with THE HUNDRED - a disgrace to cricket.
For more information see the icc page
Who likes football, it is such a terrible sport, instead you could play cricket, one of the best games in the world
by CRICKET4LIFE March 3, 2022
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