Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired

watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.

by anonymous November 21, 2023

jeep cricket

A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep

Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket

by Jcpenney0550 May 9, 2017

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

cricket fags

gay crickets

"bruh thats a cricket fags"

by gaycricket June 21, 2022

cricket

verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender

Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.

Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right

by buzzw September 11, 2012