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Creep

What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait
Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
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Creep tits

Term used to refer to women with tits that give your boner an innue in general or specifically when the red women in game of thrones removes her medallion and gives us all 30 second of "creep tits".
"The red women needs to put that fucking medallion back on and stop subjecting us to those CREEP TITS!!"
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
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Creep Sneaking

When a male or female is a creep and keeps sneaking up on you.

Typically the sneaking is done on social networks. Friend requests, pokes, followed...etc. Sneaky texts are also included in this.

The person who is creep sneaking is known as a "creep sneak"

Ex's are usually in this category.
"Man, my ex keep creep sneaking me, he added me on foursquare and poked me on facebook, then sent me a text message! Ugh creep sneak!"
by thatgirlallie April 29, 2010
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Wig Creep

When someone's wig is moving up their forehead and their natural hairline is poking out.
Pull on the front of that wig, you've got wig creep!
by Thick Roach June 16, 2025
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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.
"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
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Creep

A word used to describe something that is creepy, or makes u feel unsafe.
by CowboyJak December 6, 2024
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