arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

cracker barrel

where me and my boy Hudson get crazy shit from chicken fried chicken

me: hey dude, you wanna go get chicken fried chicken?
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel

by noelmillerspoop January 22, 2021

Cracker Hole

A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage

"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"

unreasonable

jerk
ass hole

by Dadunkadunk69 December 16, 2011

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

Neck-cracker

A Neck-cracker is smth that makes you look back to smth that has already passed. the name comes from the sound produced when the action is performed.

Kayla's ass is such a neck-cracker
Steve's new lambo is such a neck'scracker

by issyeboii05 June 18, 2020

Cunt Cracker

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.

Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.

by TheBigDumbAnimal July 3, 2017