Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon March 09, 2016

I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 02, 2022

Candy My Cotton

When A Person Ejaculates On Another Person's Pubic Hair(s).

"I'm about to bust!, Where do you want me to cum?" "Candy My Cotton, Daddy!"

by teabrizzee April 24, 2023

Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .

Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.

by BrianJenny April 09, 2018

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.

BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!

by Hadrian February 06, 2023

Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.

Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.

by Climpy April 01, 2023