Comicbated

-Verb

Comically Masturbated; Spinning one's creative wheels for 3 hours or more and not getting anywhere.

Present tense: Comicbation

"I comicbated a few hours before I went to sleep."

"I comicbated in class this morning."

"There was no time to waste today for anything today other than comicbation."

"Comicbation set in shortly after I took out the trash."

by The Fastest Jerk Alive October 5, 2010

Comic Synergy

The idea that if you let life run its course, then the universe will work things out for the better and everything will fall into place.

You know how I lost my wallet a week ago. A girl found it and returned it with her number in it. It was pure Comic Synergy

by Brendan252 October 27, 2010

Combies

Communist homies.

"Call the combies, tell 'em we got cappie beef."
- Neo-communist

by supradragunov7 March 3, 2011

Campino UV

The wearing of a shade of pink, fushia, or magenta which causes permanent and irreversible damage to the optic nerve and is accompanied by retinal detachment. Unfortunate victims of campino IV may appear to be raising their eyebrows in confusion or delight and however effortless their accompanying blindness might seem they are left feel helpless ridiculous and very very sad. Very sad.

To avoid Campino UV it is necessary to dilute the eye irritating substance with a wash of pure white, grey, or in rare cases an opaque black bandage to be placed over both eyes for the rest of eternity decreasing the risk of vertigo, nausea, indigestion, hysteria, convulsion, and synesthesia.

by whycantIdressmyself June 8, 2011

Chompin

When you bite down on a speaker at a rave while rolling (on ecstasy)

He was chompin the whole night bro.

by juaninja January 2, 2012

Colpitation

Conversing in a High/cut/drunk manner.

I had a ridiculous colpitation with G-Dawg last night about hats and cats.

by thpeethimpediment February 23, 2012

comic woes

When you meet the perfect guy or girl and they prefer DC over Marvel. Or vice versa.

Timmy loves Batman and meets Betty at the comic book shop. He's ecstatic until he sees that her pull stack is all Marvel. They will try to go on a few dates and make it work, but he will experience "comic woes" when ultimately Betty finds Batman too lame to even be able to stand the posters in Timmy's bedroom.

by Betty B September 11, 2012