cleveland cleaner

The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.

Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!

by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018

Cleveland Mudslide

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, this variety of the Cleveland Mudslide is identical to the original Steamer, with the exception being that you have diarrhea.

A Cleveland Mudslide, can be accidental.

"I have to swing by Taco Bell real quick. My girlfriend wants a Cleveland Mudslide tonight."

by bear shaver April 12, 2019

Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.

Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad

by emoneyOD August 23, 2014

Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.

Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

by NDeviations June 5, 2016

pull a Grover Cleveland

to win a non-consecutive term, especially in a presidential setting

Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.

by popeurban July 2, 2024

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021

Cleveland pinks

What the Cleveland Browns are going to turn into if the names keep changing to politically correct names. You will have the Cleveland Pinks, the Cincinatti Roses, the St. Louis Lilacs, the Chicago Magenta Sox, and the Boston Lavender Sox, and shit like that.

Every sports team doesnt need a politically correct name that doesn't offend any group, race, sex, or orientation. The Cleveland Pinks are not going to be the same team as the Cleveland Browns.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020