What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
Get the Clarkingmug. by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020
Get the Clarkingmug. In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025
Get the Clarke's Lawmug. by BigL August 11, 2012
Get the Clark Bellymug. A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021
Get the Clarkmug. Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.
by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018
Get the David A Clarkemug. a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
by mommy mike October 5, 2022
Get the benson clarkemug.