Man: I took a piss and it burned like hell I definitely have chlamydia.
Doctor: Well actually you have both gonorrhea and chlamydia. People call it super clap.
Doctor: Well actually you have both gonorrhea and chlamydia. People call it super clap.
by Offendour April 30, 2022

After sex, a male wipes his hand in his semen. The woman wipes her hands in the vagina juice or the female ejaculate, if possible. The two then give one another a high five.
by Buffalo King September 21, 2011

To clap using only butt cheeks. This talent requires so much booty that only few people, usually big assed sluts, can perform it with ease, hence the word "slut".
by egyptiano March 7, 2022

by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022

two very hard claps given to a deserving person, often beginning with the phrase "put your walls on the ground" and ending with confusion
by hahahmj November 17, 2010

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023

"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011
