Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.
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Get the Chronic Virgin mug.A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.
Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?
Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese
Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese
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Get the chronic gum chewer mug.Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
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They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.
Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.
Person 1: ...:c
Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.
Person 1: ...:c
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Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
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