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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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choke

A peanut butter sandwich, especially served from a lunch bag without liquid to wash it down. Used by Philadelphia area middle- and high-school students.
This choke don't even have jelly.
by Ms. Mamie September 3, 2022
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The Golden Choke

When performing dominance during sexual intercourse, one may successfully allow the other partner(s) to reach orgasm by performing a well-done choke. This act is also representative of either the choker or the one being choked.

Also, referred to as choking during sexual intercourse or erotic asphyxiation.
"Last night was so tantric and sensual. The Golden Choke gets me every time!"
by thegoldenchoke June 22, 2016
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Sir Toke N' Choke

One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.
Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*
by Sir Toke N' Voke February 23, 2015
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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
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Choke and slide

When he come thru and give you some amazing dick then proceeds to leave!
Jessica had been a bad girl so Jermaine came to give her that choke and slide.
by Damnwhatthefqk April 18, 2017
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Choke

Hey bro we gotta choke this weekend
by Lantzerous April 20, 2020
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