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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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bloke choke

Just a short bloke choke before work.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
mugGet the bloke chokemug.

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck
by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022
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Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke
did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk
by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022
mugGet the Choke and spunkmug.

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.
by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
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choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019
mugGet the choked 9mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
mugGet the Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.mug.

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