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worst case scenarioism 

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.
Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head is very contagious

a_case_of_the_marvels 

One of the most amazing people ever. Makes amazing edits and is the best mutual <3
Isn’t that a_case_of_the_marvels? Oh yeah it is, I heard they are an amazing mutual

court case in a can 

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
court case in a can by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022

Basket case 

Insterting a deflated basketball (go big or go home)(please use lube) into your anus and inflating.
Steve you such a basket case
Basket case by 10Kamil February 26, 2022

Spazket-case 

A person that is acting like a spaz, and a basket-case.
"Get off my lawn you spazket-case!"
Spazket-case by anonymous May 5, 2022