captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

Capitalist

As in an idviudal who has capital, be it property, natural resources, means of production or labor, all of which constitute capital. In modern usage, meant to signify someone who believes or participates in a capitalist economic system, in which labor, capital, or other resources are bartered for paper currency which can be used to by whichever othe form of capital the currency holder desires. Capitalist also signifies someone who wishes to avoid excessive government involvement or regulation in this system of capital bartering.

"The United States economy is a Capitalist rather then a communist economy"
-Economics textbook
"Globalization is run by capitalist pigs, but us potsmoking unwashed student types are going to stand up to your opression by eating granola instead of Lucky Charms and drinking strained carrot juice instead of Pepsi. To show our opposition to your evil capitalist establishment, we will act morally superior at all times, be very depressed about the state of the world, and occasionally go to protests and carry signs"
-Spolied children of upper middle class parents

by Bran the Man December 20, 2004

Captain's Hand

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.

See screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo

by Big_D_and_the Revolution May 11, 2011

Murda Capitol

Because of the high crime rate in the Washington, D.C. area (Crime rate peaked during the 1990's), D.C. was given the nickname "Murda Capitol".

Sam: Man i bet D.C. is safe as hell
Bryant: Shit........
Sam: What?
Bryant: Don't you know?
Sam: Know what?
Bryant: Man thats Murda Capitol, fuck around and get your ass shot thinking like that!

by Michael GhostRider December 28, 2007

Washington Capitals

The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)

They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.

Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!

by mike286 November 11, 2006

captain feathersword

Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.

Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"

by princessjess October 20, 2006