Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

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CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 08, 2022

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UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

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The monetary damage incurred by riding a cab. Often under-defined as simply the act of riding a cab.

Person 1: "My car was all broke, I had to grab a cab to work"
Person 2: "What was the cabbage?"
Person 1: "40 bucks"

by QuerosZuniger December 10, 2014

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When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 10, 2021

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by bill cosby number 1 February 01, 2018

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Meaning the opposite of savage. A person who is a cabbage is a nice, goody two shoes who is afraid to get their hands dirty.

" Yo I can believe that kid snitched, he's such a cabbage."

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