CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 7, 2022

muff cabbage

a smelly vagina

OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks

by B96jhoncena April 2, 2011

Savage cabbage

Born a doll

Savage cabbage

He a real savage cabbage

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

Devil's Cabbage

It can be marijuana or a woman's boob's depending on the context

Nice reefer man, must be some quality Devil's Cabbage.
She had devil's Cabbage out to here!

by SureSmoker69 November 13, 2025

cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."

Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."

by Lemmingski September 6, 2021

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it

"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."

by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007