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my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.
She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.
by Flapjacks May 11, 2006
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man burrito

a man burrito is simply a PENIS and a person that eats a man burrito is a person that enjoys giving felacio to guys...in particular gay guys. They are looking for what is called the "souor cream"
Man, those guys Sam and Marty sure like the man burrito, they must like sour cream a whole lot!
by Lui October 27, 2005
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Burrito sleeve

Jose: Hey Lopez, did you and your girl do the Chaka Chaka, yet?

Lopez: yeah hombre. She made me wear a burrito sleeve.
by TummyToucher551 September 26, 2017
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alabama burrito

after shitting in a person's ass, you proceed to fuck their asshole
"I Alabama Burritoed my cousin after we ate some hot and spicy Mexican Food."
by moe_blunts September 10, 2007
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nifty neato, breakfast burrito

The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.
Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.
by Golda July 1, 2006
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burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god
brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales
by BCeater86 August 1, 2009
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Burritos

Originally from the country Mexico, is a traditional food along the Mexican citizens. It is made with a flour tortilla (can be a corn one), in which in its inside rests normally beans, or any other type of food.
Depending of the filling inside the tortilla, the type of food goes before 'burritos', i.e. Bean burritos, beef burritos, etc.

In the United States, it is normally served with lettuce, beans, and shredded beef.
"Last month I went to Mexico".
"Did you ate some burritos while in there?"
"Yeah! They were delicious!"
by datsexydolphin June 24, 2013
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